вторник, 8 ноября 2022 г.

Somerset Maugham "Home"

 

Somerset Maugham "Home"

 The farm lay in a hollow among the Somersetshire hills, an old-fashioned stone house, surrounded by barns and outhouses. Over the doorway the date when it was built had been carved, 1673, and the house, grey and weather-beaten, looked as much a part of the landscape as the trees that surrounded it. An avenue of splendid elms led from the road to the garden. The people who lived here were as stolid, sturdy and unpretentious as the house. Their only boast was that ever since the house was built from father to son they had been 
born and died in it. For three hundred years they had farmed the surrounding land.
      George Meadows was now a man of fifty, and his wife was a year or two younger. They were both fine, upstanding people in the prime of life; and their children, two sons and three girls, were handsome and strong. I have never seen a more united family. They were merry, industrious and kindly. Their life was patriarchal. They were happy and they deserved their happiness.
      But the master of the house was not George Meadows; it was his mother. She was a woman of seventy, tall, upright and dignified, with grey hair, and though her face was much wrinkled, her eyes were bright and shrewd. Her word was law in the house and on the farm; but she had humour, and if her rule was despotic it was also kindly. People laughed at her jokes and repeated them.
      One day Mrs. George stopped me on my way home. She was all in a flutter. (Her mother-in-law was the only Mrs. Meadows we knew: George's wife was only known as Mrs. George.)
      "Who do you think is coming here today?" she asked me. "Uncle George Meadows. You know, the one that was in China."
      "Why, I thought he was dead."
      "We all thought he was dead."
      I had heard the story of Uncle George Meadows a dozen times, and it had amused me because it was like an old ballad: it was touching to come across it in real life. For Uncle George Meadows and Tom had both courted Mrs. Meadows when she was Emily Green, fifty years and more ago, and when she married Tom, George had gone away to sea.
      They heard of him on the China coast. For twenty years now and then he sent them presents; then there was no more news of him. When Tom Meadows died his widow wrote and told him, but received no answer, and at last they came to the conclusion that he must be dead. But two or three days ago to their astonishment they had received a letter from the matron of the sailors' home at Portsmouth saying that for the last ten years George Meadows, crippled with rheumatism, had been living there and feeling that he had not much longer to live, wanted to see once more the house in which he was born. Albert Meadows, his great nephew, had gone over to Portsmouth in the car to fetch him and he was to arrive that afternoon.
      "Just fancy," said Mrs. George, "he's not been here for more than fifty years. He's never even seen my George, who's fifty-one next birthday."
      "And what does Mrs. Meadows think of it?" I asked.
      "Well, you know what she is. She sits there and smiles to herself. All she says is, 'He was a good-looking young fellow when he left, but not so steady as his brother.' That's why she chose my George's father. 'But he's probably quietened down by now,' she says."
      Mrs. George asked me to look in and see him. With the simplicity of a country woman who had never been further from her home than London, she thought that because we had both been in China we must have something in common. Of course I went to see him. I found the whole family assembled when I arrived; they were sitting in the great old kitchen, with its stone floor, Mrs. Meadows in her usual chair by the fire, very upright, and I was amused to see that she had put on her best silk dress, while her son and his wife sat at the table with their children. On the other side of the fireplace sat an old man. He was very thin and his skin hung on his bones like an old suit much too large for him; his face was wrinkled and yellow and he had lost nearly all his teeth.
      I shook hands with him.
      "Well, I'm glad to see you've got here safely, Mr. Meadows," I said.
      "Captain," he corrected.
      "He walked here," Albert, his great nephew, told me. "When he got to the gate he made me stop the car and said he wanted to walk."
      "And mind you, I've not been out of my bed for two years. They carried me down and put me in the car. I thought I'd never walk again, but when I saw those elm-trees, I felt I could walk. I walked down that drive fifty-two years ago when I went away and now I've walked back again."
      "Silly, I call it," said Mrs. Meadows.
      "It's done me good. I feel better and stronger than I have felt for ten years. I'll see you out yet, Emily!"
      "Don't be too sure," she answered.
      I suppose no one had called Mrs. Meadows by her first name for a generation. It gave me a little shock, as though the old man were taking a liberty with her. She looked at him with a shrewd smile in her eyes and he, talking to her, grinned with his toothless gums. It was strange to look at them, these two old people who had not seen one another for half a century, and to think that all that long time ago he had loved her and she had loved another. I wondered if they remembered what they had felt then and what they had said to one another. I wondered if it seemed to him strange now that because of that old woman he had left the home of his fathers, and lived an exile's life.
      "Have you ever been married, Captain Meadows?" I asked.
      "Not me," he answered with a grin. "I know too much about women for that."
      "That's what you say," retorted Mrs. Meadows. "If the truth was known I shouldn't be surprised to hear that you had half-a-dozen black wives in your day."
      "They're not black in China, Emily, you ought to know better than that, they're yellow."
      "Perhaps that's why you've got so yellow yourself. When I saw you, I said to myself, why, he's got jaundice."
      "I said I'd never marry anyone but you, Emily, and I never have."
      He said it very simply, as a man might say, "I said I'd walk twenty miles and I've done it." There was a trace of satisfaction in his speech.
      "Well, you might have regretted it if you had," she answered.
      I talked a little with the old man about China.
      "There's not a port in China that I don't know better than you know your coat pocket. Where a ship can go I've been. I could keep you sitting here all day long for six months and not tell you half the things I've seen in my day."
      "Well, one thing you've not done, George, as far as I can see," said Mrs. Meadows, the smile still in her blue eyes, "and that's to make a fortune."
      "I am not a man to save money. Make it and spend it; that's my motto. But one thing I can say for myself: if I had the chance of going through my life again, I'd take it. And not many men can say that."
      "No, indeed," I said.
      I looked at him with admiration and respect. He was a toothless, crippled, penniless old man, but he had made a success of his life, for he had enjoyed it. When I left him he asked me to come and see him again next day. If I was interested in China he would tell me all the stories I wanted to hear.
      Next morning I thought I would go and ask if the old man would like to see me. I walked down the beautiful avenue of elm-trees and when I came to the garden saw Mrs. Meadows picking flowers. I said good morning and she raised herself. She had a huge armful of white flowers. I glanced at the house and I saw that the blinds were drawn: I was surprised, for Mrs. Meadows liked the sunshine.
      "Time enough to live in the dark when you're buried," she always said.
      "How's Captain Meadows?" I asked her.
      "He always was a harum-scarum fellow," she answered. "When Lizzie brought him a cup of tea this morning she found he was dead."
      "Dead?"
      "Yes. Died in his sleep. I was just picking these flowers to put in the room. Well, I'm glad he died in that old house. It always means a lot to the Meadows to do that."
      They had had a good deal of difficulty in persuading him to go to bed. He had talked to them of all the things that had happened to him in his long life. He was happy to be back in his old home. He was proud that he had walked up the drive without assistance, and he boasted that he would live for another twenty years. But fate had been kind: death had written the full stop in the right place.
      Mrs. Meadows smelt the white flowers that she held in her arms.
      "Well, I'm glad he came back," she said. "After I married Tom Meadows and George went away, the fact is I was never quite sure that I'd married the right one."

понедельник, 7 ноября 2022 г.

Article 07/11/22

 

World record gathering of people with same name   (31st October, 2022)

A group of 178 men all sharing the name Tanaka Hirokazu convened in Tokyo on Saturday to break the Guinness World Record for the largest gathering of people with the same first and last name. The successful record attempt was organized by the Tanaka Hirokazu association. This group was established by a guy called Tanaka Hirokazu (surprise, surprise) in 1994. Mr Tanaka's inspiration came from seeing a namesake of his drafted into a professional Japanese baseball team. Ex-baseball player Tanaka Hirokazu was also part of Saturday's record meeting. The 178 new record holders span the generations, with the youngest being three years old, and the eldest being an octogenarian.
       Association leader Tanaka Hirokazu, 53, was elated at breaking the world record.
His association had tried twice before, in 2011 and 2017, to break the record. These attempts were thwarted largely because of the association's insistence on all participants having to have the same Chinese characters (kanji) in their name. Saturday's meeting had a more lenient criterion. The association deemed that anyone with the name Hirokazu Tanaka was eligible, regardless of the kanji used to spell their name. Mr Tanaka reflected on his world-beating achievement. He told reporters: "I never expected we would achieve such a ridiculous record." He added that the 178 Tanakas had "set an example of silliness".

 

BEST NAME: What are the best names for these people / things, and why? Complete this table with your partner(s). Change partners often and share what you wrote.

 

Best Name

Why?

A newborn baby boy

 

 

A newborn baby girl

 

 

A pet dog

 

 

A sports car

 

 

A bookshop

 

 

An English school

 

 

 

Vocabulary

    Paragraph 1

      1.

convened

a.

A person who is between 80 and 89 years old.

      2.

inspiration

b.

A person or thing that has the same name as another.

      3.

namesake

c.

Extend across a period of time or a range of subjects.

      4.

drafted

d.

Came or brought together for a meeting or activity.

      5.

span

e.

All of the people born and living at about the same time, regarded collectively.

      6.

generation

f.

The process of being mentally stimulated to do or feel something, especially something creative.

      7.

octogenarian

g.

Selected a player for a sports team.

    Paragraph 2

      8.

elated

h.

Average in amount, intensity, quality, or degree.

      9.

thwarted

i.

Prevented someone from achieving or doing something.

      10.

insistence

j.

Thought deeply or carefully about.

      11.

lenient

k.

Very, very, very happy.

      12.

criterion

l.

A principle or standard by which something may be judged or decided.

      13.

deemed

m.

The fact or quality of saying that something is definitely the case or should be done.

      14.

reflected

n.

Regarded or considered in a specified way.

 

Before reading / listening

1. TRUE / FALSE: Read the headline. Guess if 1-8 below are true (T) or false (F).

  1. A group of women who all had the same name broke a world record.     T / F
  2. The record attempt was organized by the John Smith Association.     T / F
  3. A former professional baseball player helped to break the record.     T / F
  4. The oldest person in the group was in his/her eighties.     T / F
  5. This was the third time for the group to attempt to break the record.     T / F
  6. This attempt required participants to have the same Chinese characters.  T / F
  7. The person who organized the attempt knew it would be broken.     T / F
  8. The person called the record an example of silliness.     T / F

2. SYNONYM MATCH: Match the following synonyms from the article.

  1. convened
  2. gathering
  3. attempt
  4. established
  5. span
  6. elated
  7. thwarted
  8. eligible
  9. reflected
  10. ridiculous
  1. foiled
  2. set up
  3. allowed
  4. assembly
  5. thrilled
  6. laughable
  7. effort
  8. thought about
  9. met
  10. cross

3. PHRASE MATCH: (Sometimes more than one choice is possible.)

  1. the largest gathering
  2. This group was established
  3. Mr Tanaka's inspiration came from seeing
  4. The 178 new record holders span
  5. the eldest being
  6. Tanaka Hirokazu, 53, was elated
  7. These attempts were
  8. having to have the same
  9. regardless of the kanji used
  10. Tanaka reflected on his
  1. at breaking the world record
  2. a namesake of his
  3. of people
  4. Chinese characters
  5. world-beating achievement
  6. the generations
  7. by a guy called Tanaka
  8. to spell their name
  9. an octogenarian
  10. thwarted

Multiple choice quiz

     1)  In which city did the men break the world record?
a) Sydney
b) Tokyo
c) Lima
d) Beijing
   2) When was the Tanaka Hirokazu association started?
a) 1991
b) 1992
c) 1993
d) 1994
   3) Who started the Tanaka Hirokazu association?
a) Tanaka Hirokazu
b) Guinness World Records
c) the Namesake Association
d) Genealogy International
   4) What sport did one of the record breakers use to play?
a) ice hockey
b) football
c) baseball
d) tennis
     5) How old was the oldest record breaker?
a) 79
b) in his eighties
c) 90
d) a centenarian

    6) How did Tanaka Hirokazu feel about breaking the world record?
a) bewildered
b) relieved
c) elated
d) mildly surprised
    7) How many times in total did the group try to break the record?
a) ten
b) four
c) two
d) three
     8) What did the first attempts require all names to have?
a) the same Chinese characters
b) a middle name
c) a birth certificate
d) a history
     9) Who did Tanaka Hirokazu talk to about breaking the record?
a) reporters
b) Mrs Tanaka
c) his neighbours
d) a group on Zoom
     10) What did Tanaka Hirokazu call the world record an example of?
a) naming
b) silliness
c) hard work
d) achievement

 

четверг, 3 ноября 2022 г.

Grammar revision

 Grammar test

1. You ________ worry so muchyoull make yourself ill.
 A) must  B) shouldnt  C) cant

2. Joe ________ think of a good excuse for being late.
 A) shouldnt  B) mustnt  C) couldnt

3. Stella"s _______ be promoted because she works hard.
 A) allowed to  B) bound to  C) manage to

4. My mother _________ is in Argentina this week
 A) , who travels a lot B) who travels a lot  C) who travels a lot,

5. Theyre going to stay with their cousins _________ live on a boat.
 A) -  B) where  C) who

6. Where are the flowers _________ I sent you?
 A) where  B) whose  C) -

7. Leo and Rose left the cinema because the film was
 A) bored  B) boredom  C) boring

8. My grandmother _________ living alone so she finds the house very quiet.
 A) didnt use to  B) used to  C) isnt used to

9. My boss really annoys me because she _________ me to work at the weekends.
 A) is always asking  B) would ask  C) asked

10. Maria's got a terrible voice but she _________ at any opportunity.
 A) is singing  B) would sing  C) has sung

11. Do you remember when Mum and Dad _____ take us camping and it ______ always rain?
 A) - / used to  B) are used to / will  C) used to / would

12. It was only in Australia for a week so he _______ seen a lot.
 A) shouldn't have  B) couldnt have  C) might have

13. Although it was kindthey __________bought us a housewarming present.
 A) couldnt have  B) mightnt have  C) neednt have

14. If only I _______ school when I was fifteenI ______ a lot more money.
 A) hadnt left / ’d earn  B) dont leave / wont earn  C) left / ’d earn

15. If I _______a lot of moneyId retire.
 A) win  B) won  C) had won

16. Sometimes they both wish they ________ married so young.
 A) didn't get  B) dont get  C) hadnt got

17. Dont you wish we _______ ten years ago?
 A) met  B) had met  C) meet

18. You cant buy __________ happiness.
 A) -  B) a  C) the

19. Could you get ________ drinks when you go to the shopsplease?
 A) -  B) a  C) the

20. It was ________ great film that we saw it twice.
 A) what a  B) her only  C) such a

21. Tonys daughter has his red hair but ______ of his sons look like him.
 A) both  B) each  C) neither

22. Sorrybut I dont know what you are getting _____.
 A) on  B) at  C) over

23. Come in from the rain – youre ________ soaking.
 A) quite  B) very  C) absolutely

24. Jorn spends all his time complainingI wish hed just ________.
 A) find a life  B) get a life  C) change the life

25. Lucy ______ well with 
her brothereven though hes much younger than her.
 A) gets over  B) gets up  C) gets on

 

The Interesting Most Boring Man in the World

 

People often said that Thierry Boyle was the most boring man in the world. Thierry didn’t know why people thought he was so boring. Thierry thought he was quite interesting. After all, he collected stamps. What could be more interesting than stamps? It was true that he didn’t have any other hobbies or interests, but that didn’t matter for Thierry. He had his job, after all.

He had a very interesting job. At least Thierry thought it was interesting. Everybody else said that his job was boring. But he was an accountant! Why do people think that accountants are boring? thought Thierry. Thierry thought his job was fascinating. Everyday, he went to his office, switched on his computer and spent seven and a half hours looking at spreadsheets, and moving numbers around on them. What could be more interesting than that?

But Thierry was unhappy. He was unhappy because people thought he was boring. He didn’t want to be boring. He wanted people to think that he was a very interesting person. He tried to talk to people about his stamp collection. But every time he talked about his stamp collection he saw that people were bored. Because people were bored when he talked about his stamp collection, he talked about his job instead. He thought people would be very interested when he talked about his job, but no. People thought his job was even more boring than his stamp collection. Sometimes, people even went to sleep when he talked to them.

Thierry thought about how to make himself more interesting. He decided that he needed to be famous for something. He thought about his stamp collection, and decided that perhaps his stamp collection could make him famous. Perhaps he had the biggest stamp collection in the world, or perhaps he had a very valuable stamp. Yes, this was it, he decided.

He wrote a letter to a local newspaper, and asked them if they wanted to come and write an article about a local man with the biggest stamp collection in the world. The local newspaper wrote a letter back to Thierry telling him that actually the Queen of England had the biggest stamp collection in the world.

Thierry was very sad to learn this, but wrote back to the newspaper telling them that he thought he had the most valuable stamp in the world. The newspaper wrote back to him telling him that the most valuable stamp in the world cost 2, 240, 000 dollars, and asking him if he was sure that he had it.

Thierry wasn’t sure that he had it. In fact, he was sure that he didn’t have it. Perhaps his whole collection was very valuable though…

“Is it worth 10 million dollars?” asked the man from the newspaper on the telephone when Thierry called him.
“Erm, no, I don’t think so…”
“Forget it then” said the man from the newspaper.

Thierry thought about other things to make himself famous. Perhaps he could be the best accountant in the world! Yes, this was it, he decided. He told a friend that he was the best accountant in the world.
“How do you know?” asked his friend.
“Well” thought Thierry, “I have a good job, I like it …it’s very interesting … spreadsheets … numbers … taxes … finance …” He saw his friend going to sleep. “Hmmm” he thought. “Perhaps I’m not the best or the most interesting accountant in the world.”

“Listen Thierry” said his friend when he woke up again. “Perhaps you don’t have the biggest or the most valuable stamp collection in the world. Perhaps you aren’t the best or the most interesting accountant in the world. But there is one thing – Thierry, you are probably the most boring man in the world.”

Yes! Of course! This was it. Thierry could be famous because he was the most boring man in the world. Now he saw that his friends were right. He phoned the newspaper again.
“Hello!” he said. “Would you like to do an interview with the most boring man in the world?”
“The most boring man in the world…?” said the man from the newspaper. “Now that’s interesting!”

Next week there was a big article in the newspaper. “The Most Boring Man in the World!” There was a picture of Thierry in his office. There was a picture of Thierry with his stamp collection. There was an interview with Thierry, and interviews with his friends. His friends said they went to sleep when Thierry talked about his job or his stamp collection.

The next day the BBC and CNN called Thierry. They wanted stories about the most boring man in the world. “The most boring man in the world!” they said. “That’s so interesting!”

And so, finally, Thierry Boyle, became the official Most Boring Man in the World. You won’t find his name in the Guinness Book of Records, because they said that it was impossible to decide exactly how boring somebody is, but it was no problem for Thierry. Now he was famous, now he was so boring that he was interesting.